When a stone-drunk lissome damsel stumbles and falls into your lap, depending on your orientation, you have three choices. One, you hurriedly eject her as damsels are just not your type, two, pass in favour of someone more participative or three, damn the consequences and make the most of it. Well, the promoters of Bharati Shipyard opted for choice number three when a vulnerable Great Offshore sauntered into their deckhouse. The resulting shipwreck is not only unsightly but painful to many. During the takeover frenzy that culminated in January 2010, Great Offshore’s market cap reached Rs 2,100 crore and Bharati topped out at Rs 950 crore. Now, Great Offshore is called GOL Offshore and like its first name, the market cap has shrunk to #272 crore, while Bharati’s market cap has sunk to Rs 140 crore.