American comedian WC Fields once famously said, “There are only two real ways to get ahead today — sell liquor or drink it.” So, when the Indian government decided to relax lockdown restrictions, people lined up in front of liquor shops by braving the soaring summer temperatures, flouting social distancing norms and pushing everyone out of the way. Soon, chaos ensued. Overnight, photos of kilometers-long queues, videos of cops caning violators and sexist jokes on women purchasing liquor went viral on social media. In Mumbai, law and order situation worsened to the point where BMC had to order closure of liquor shops within the first two days. A man in Karnataka shocked all with his alcohol purchase worth Rs.52,841, while another in Uttar Pradesh shot his wife dead when she refused to give him money to buy alcohol.