Why get lost in a dark avenue when you can turn Turtle?”; “why get hit by arrows when you can turn Turtle?”; “why get conned by every Hewey, Dewey and Louis?” — in the garish, fluorescent early nineties, it was quite common for Kolkata’s citizens to spot cheesy, zany advertisements to this effect on hoardings across town. Meant to announce the arrival of a new premium apparel brand, these hoardings achieved the purpose of holding the public’s attention.