There is no worse feeling than being taken for granted. Yet, central bankers around the world prance around with pride despite having handed over their most vital weapon, ‘the element of surprise’. In what now feels like the good old days for monetary policy purists, there always used to be a guessing game on among market participants with respect to whether the mood was hawkish or dovish. More than the printing press, this uncertainty is where pure central bank power used to flow from. Now, however, market participants are attuned to central bankers acting in their best interest. ‘We will give you everything but a rate hike’ is the unwritten code for central bankers and inflating asset prices rather than moderating them is the new way to grow.