The Rebel Allocator by Jacob Taylor is a fictional novel involving a series of dialogues between an older successful businessman Mr. X and a recent college graduate. Nick is just starting his professional career as an entry-level analyst in the cutthroat world of private equity, while Mr. X is an older and well-known businessman who operates a burger chain (“Cootie Burger”) headquartered in Wichita Kansas. Mr. X is plain-spoken, playful, insightful, ambitious, and purposeful and methodical in his actions. He believes that business is his calling in his life and is extremely engaged in his pursuits. Nick has a very limited understanding of business, having majored in journalism. Soon after his first year at the private equity firm, Nick is essentially forced to start a graduate program in business (i.e., “MBA”) in order to continue his employment. He meets Mr. X while in school and the two begin a series of dialogues with the stated purpose of Nick writing an authorized biography on the business titan. The graduate school program enables Nick to have a very basic understanding of general business topics (i.e., accounting, investments, competitive strategy, etc.), which serves him well as he engages with Mr. X. One could argue that Nick is on parallel graduate school tracks, one curriculum taught by the local university in California (theoretical) and one taught by Mr. X (practical). Mr. X understands that he has to communicate somewhat abstract business concepts to a novice and uses the Socratic method to ensure that his pupil retains a clear understanding of vital fundamentals. The core of the Mr. X curriculum is capital allocation, which the author very elegantly describes as “the process of deciding how money is spent inside a company.”
