Think how often we diagnose a person based on a casual description. Imagine you’re set up on a blind date with a friend of a friend. When the big night arrives, you meet your date at a restaurant and make small talk while you wait for the appetizer to arrive. “So,” you say, “what do you have planned for this weekend?” “Oh, probably what I do every weekend: stay home and read Hegel,” your date responds with a straight face. Because your mutual friend described your date as “smart, funny, and interesting,” you laugh, thinking to yourself that your friend was right, this person’s deadpan sense of humour is right up your alley. And just like that, the date is off to a promising start. But what if the friend had described your date as “smart, serious, and interesting”? In that light, you might interpret the comment as genuine and instead think, “How much Hegel can one person read?” Your entire perception of your date would be clouded; you’d spend the rest of dinner wracking your brain over the difference between Heidegger and Hegel and leave without ordering dessert.