United Airlines is like a running advertisement for how to Make America Grate Again! No corporation tramples on its customer consciousness and invites ridicule as often as the world’s third largest airline. The wounds are always self-inflicted. Back in 2009, after a nightmarish encounter with United, singer and songwriter Dave Carroll released his chart-busting track United Breaks Guitars on YouTube, unleashing a media storm and triggering a PR disaster for the company. Dave and his band were flying to a concert when luggage handlers broke his precious guitar. Instead of empathising and helping him find a solution, United sent him on a wild goose chase, culminating in a denial of compensation. Not even $1,200 worth of travel vouchers to cover the cost of repairs. Which was Dave’s modest and final ask.